in which karl malone explains kwanzaa

so, for those of you who don't live in socal, there's a radio station here called kroq whose morning team, kevin and bean, occasionally puts out christmas cds. these typically have alternative bands singing christmas songs as well as comedy sketches. and, i'm sorry, but i just can't help myself, but my favorite kevin and bean christmas tribute has to be jimmy kimmel's version of karl malone explaining kwanzaa.




i get that some of you out there might not know who karl malone is (and if that's the case, seriously - what cave have you been living in?!). karl malone is the mailman, one of the greatest basketball players of the last couple decades. yet, while his mad court skills are undeniable...um...sometimes when karl malone talks...um...you can't help but giggle. (YES, YES, I KNOW HE'S A SUPERSTAR AND AWESOME AND ALL THAT. BUT ANYONE *AHEM, RICKEY HENDERSON AND BOB DOLE, AHEM* WHO REFERS TO THEMSELVES IN THIRD PERSON IN HILARIOUS IN MY BOOK. DEAL.)




to clarify, peeps, this is not REALLY karl malone talking. it's jimmy kimmel. i challenge you to try not laughing while listening.

(mp3) karl malone explains kwanzaa by jimmy kimmel

believe it or not, some guy made a video to go with it: